What's Scottish for geek?

because I am one now. I have totally fallen in love with this country and the people. We've been touring around and eating salmon and going "Oooh, look a' tha'!" I now own a beautiful new celtic cross, a scottish knit sweater and a Scotland cap - as I said - I'm a total Scotgeek.

We're in St. Andrews now and Peter is about to play a practice round before the tournament tomorrow - so I'll be the dutiful wife walking along with him, praising every shot, thinking how cute I look in my new sweater.